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We treat our pets too much like people, anyway. Why stop now? It’s time for a sweet dessert! That’s right, desserts for dogs. The only problem is whether YOU can stop eating them first.
Iced Pumpkin Cookies
Hey! Stop eating all the iced pumpkin cookies! This is supposed to be about your dog – not you, Dog.
Mini Peanut Butter Cakes
Here we go again. NO. You don’t get to lick the bowl. Let the dog out the basement and stop being so selfish.
Chocolate and Vanilla Dog Cake
Here. This is for humans. A Martha Stewart special. Can you leave the Mini Peanut Butter Cakes alone?
You ate them all? We hope your dog bites you. And after he does, you can both eat Fruit Popsicles together – if he’ll have anything to do with you!
Apple Bacon Oatmeal Cookies
Make these. Dogs love ’em – and they’re just a little too weird for human beings, unless you’re really, really stoned…HEY!
3D Canine Cake
Put down that Apple Bacon Oatmeal Cookie now! Eat this instead. Your dog might want to hump it, but he shouldn’t want to eat it.
For both of you. Mm – mmph pudding! Just like Bill…eh, know what, let’s not go there.
In muffins! It’s genius. Your dog’ll love them. You’re gonna love them. But now Baby is looking at both of you like…like…
‘Baby have long memory, too, bitches.’